{"id":3089,"date":"2025-05-29T16:36:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T16:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/?p=3089"},"modified":"2025-09-03T09:44:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T09:44:00","slug":"glume-amuzante-pentru-copii-pe-categorii-de-varsta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/glume-amuzante-pentru-copii-pe-categorii-de-varsta\/","title":{"rendered":"Glume pentru copii pentru fiecare v\u00e2rst\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"  <section class=\"section blogHeader\" id=\"blogHeader-block_4c87de52ecdc1abfde2e6b92f68d1b02\">\n      <div class=\"blogHeader__wrapper\">\n                              <div class=\"blogHeader__image\">\n              <a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1024\u0445720_Jokes-for-kids.png\" class=\"glightbox\">\n                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1024\u0445720_Jokes-for-kids.png\" alt=\"Glume pentru copii pentru fiecare v\u00e2rst\u0103\" class=\"blogHeader__imageItem\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1024\u0445720_Jokes-for-kids-300x211.png 300w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1024\u0445720_Jokes-for-kids-768x540.png 768w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1024\u0445720_Jokes-for-kids.png 1024w\" style=\"width:100%; aspect-ratio:1024\/720;\"> \n              <\/a>\n          <\/div>\n          \n      <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n      <section class=\"blogContentTable\" data-toc-section>\n        <input type=\"checkbox\" id=\"blogTocToggle\" class=\"blogContentTable__toggle\" \/>\n        <label for=\"blogTocToggle\" class=\"blogContentTable__header\">\n            <span class=\"blogContentTable__heading\">\n                Cuprins            <\/span>\n            <span class=\"blogContentTable__arrow\"><\/span>\n        <\/label>\n        <div class=\"blogContentTable__wrapper\">\n            <div class=\"blogContentTable__heading blogContentTable__heading--sidebar\">\n                Cuprins            <\/div>\n            <ol class=\"blogContentTable__list\">\n                                    <li>\n                        <span class=\"toc-item\">5 glume \u0219i bancuri pentru copii de 5 &#8211; 6 ani<\/span>\n                    <\/li>\n                                    <li>\n                        <span class=\"toc-item\">5 bancuri pentru copii de 7 &#8211; 8 ani<\/span>\n                    <\/li>\n                                    <li>\n                        <span class=\"toc-item\">5 glume pentru copii de 9 &#8211; 10 ani<\/span>\n                    <\/li>\n                                    <li>\n                        <span class=\"toc-item\">5 glume \u0219i bancuri pentru copii de \u0219coal\u0103<\/span>\n                    <\/li>\n                                    <li>\n                        <span class=\"toc-item\">10 glume pentru copii \u00een englez\u0103<\/span>\n                    <\/li>\n                                    <li>\n                        <span class=\"toc-item\">Sfaturi pentru p\u0103rin\u021bi c\u00e2nd spun bancuri pentru copii<\/span>\n                    <\/li>\n                            <\/ol>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/section>\n\n    <script>\n        \/\/ Use DOMContentLoaded for faster TOC initialization\n        document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', () => {\n            const tocSection = document.querySelector('[data-toc-section]');\n            if (!tocSection) return;\n\n            const headings = document.querySelectorAll('.blogHeadingText');\n            const tableContainer = tocSection.querySelector('.blogContentTable__list');\n            if (!tableContainer) return;\n\n            \/\/ Clear the container\n            tableContainer.innerHTML = '';\n\n            \/\/ Count valid headings with h2\n            let validHeadingsCount = 0;\n\n            \/\/ For each heading, create an item in the table of contents\n            headings.forEach((heading, index) => {\n                const h2 = heading.querySelector('h2');\n                if (!h2) return;\n\n                validHeadingsCount++;\n                const title = h2.textContent.trim();\n                const itemHtml = `<li><a href=\"#${heading.id}\">${title}<\/a><\/li>`;\n                tableContainer.innerHTML += itemHtml;\n            });\n\n            \/\/ Hide TOC if no valid headings found\n            if (validHeadingsCount === 0) {\n                tocSection.style.display = 'none';\n            }\n            \n            \/\/ Dispatch custom event to notify that TOC is ready\n            document.dispatchEvent(new CustomEvent('tocReady'));\n        });\n    <\/script>\n  \n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogText\" id=\"blogText-block_5b5f92679faa3102739e6571d0bf67a1\">\n    <div class=\"blogText__wrapper\">\n        <div class=\"blogText__content\">\n            <p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">G<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">lume pentru copii?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Exist\u0103 a\u0219a ceva?! Ei bine, da! Acestea<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nu numai c\u0103 aduc z\u00e2mbete pe chipurile celor mici, dar \u0219i creeaz\u0103 amintiri frumoase al\u0103turi de p\u0103rin\u021bii lor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dac\u0103 te-ai decis s\u0103 \u00eei spui bancuri pentru copii celui mic, v\u0103 pute\u021bi bucura de un moment special oric\u00e2nd cu o glum\u0103 bun\u0103, chiar \u0219i \u00een englez\u0103, dac\u0103 cel mic face <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/english-teachers\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">medita\u021bii online<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Glumele stimuleaz\u0103 g\u00e2ndirea creativ\u0103 \u0219i \u00eent\u0103resc leg\u0103turile dintre p\u0103rin\u021bi \u0219i copii<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Mai mult, ei pot spune gluma spus\u0103 de mama sau de tata colegilor de la \u0219coal\u0103, iar via\u021ba lor social\u0103 se poate \u00eembog\u0103\u021bi.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A\u0219a c\u0103, haide s\u0103 explor\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 c\u00e2teva <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">glume pentru copii<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> minunate, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bite pe categorii de v\u00e2rst\u0103, numai bune s\u0103 i le spui celui mic.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogImage\" id=\"blogImage-block_427f31866c5e8c0376140fc560957971\">\n    <div class=\"blogImage__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogImage__image\">\n            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna.png\" class=\"glightbox\">\n                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna.png\" alt=\"Tat\u0103l \u0219i fiul r\u00e2d \u00eempreun\u0103\" class=\"blogImage__imageItem blogImage__imageItem--noCrop\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna-1080x720.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Tatal-si-fiul-rad-impreuna.png 1344w\" >\n                <div class=\"glightbox__zoom\">\n                    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/themes\/novakid\/public\/img\/icons\/search.svg\" alt=\"Zoom icon\" class=\"style-svg\">\n                <\/div>\n            <\/a>\n        <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogHeadingText\" id=\"blogHeadingText-block_864b1452a167294d96d592a13c44ca57\">\n    <div class=\"blogHeadingText__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__heading\">\n            <h2 class=\"blogHeadingText__headingItem\" data-blog-heading data-section-id=\"blogHeadingText-block_864b1452a167294d96d592a13c44ca57\">\n                5 glume \u0219i bancuri pentru copii de 5 &#8211; 6 ani            <\/h2>\n        <\/div>\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__content\">\n            <p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. Ce este mai g\u0103l\u0103gios dec\u00e2t un c\u00e2ine care latr\u0103?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Doi c\u00e2ini care latr\u0103!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. Ce cade din cer, dar nu se love\u0219te?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ploaia!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. De ce \u015fi-a luat \u021b\u0103ranul o vac\u0103 maro?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pentru c\u0103 voia lapte cu ciocolat\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. De ce nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 elefan\u021bii m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu le-a oferit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. Se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te o pisic\u0103 cu un c\u00e2ine.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pisica, deodat\u0103, latr\u0103. C\u00e2inele mirat o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 De c\u00e2nd latri, tu?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 De c\u00e2nd \u00eenv\u0103\u021b limbi str\u0103ine. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogHeadingText\" id=\"blogHeadingText-block_c97631adc44cd5aef6bccfc3f7c86b40\">\n    <div class=\"blogHeadingText__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__heading\">\n            <h2 class=\"blogHeadingText__headingItem\" data-blog-heading data-section-id=\"blogHeadingText-block_c97631adc44cd5aef6bccfc3f7c86b40\">\n                5 bancuri pentru copii de 7 &#8211; 8 ani            <\/h2>\n        <\/div>\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__content\">\n            <p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. De ce c\u00e2r\u00e2ie cioara c\u00e2nd zboar\u0103?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Schimb\u0103 viteza.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>2. \u2013 Mihai, ai pus ap\u0103 la pe\u0219ti?<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Da, mam\u0103, dar \u00eenc\u0103 nu o b\u0103user\u0103 pe cea de ieri!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>3. Un preot observ\u0103 pe cealalt\u0103 parte a str\u0103zii un copil care nu ajungea la sonerie, de\u0219i se chinuia de zor.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Traverseaz\u0103 \u0219i sun\u0103 el, dup\u0103 care se apleac\u0103 spre micu\u021b:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 \u0218i acum ce facem, pui\u0219or?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Acum\u2026 fugiiiiiiiim!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>4. Ce e alb cu negru \u015fi locuie\u015fte \u00een Sahara ?<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Un pinguin r\u0103t\u0103cit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>5. Doi prieteni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe strad\u0103. Unul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe cel\u0103lalt.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Unde ai fost?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Uite, am dat o fug\u0103 dup\u0103 p\u00e2ine!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 \u0218i-ai prins-o?<\/span><\/p>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogImage\" id=\"blogImage-block_8ef627759460b75994e17e560e6266f3\">\n    <div class=\"blogImage__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogImage__image\">\n            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote.png\" class=\"glightbox\">\n                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"blogImage__imageItem blogImage__imageItem--noCrop\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote-1080x720.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Un-baietel-si-o-fetita-rad-in-hohote.png 1344w\" >\n                <div class=\"glightbox__zoom\">\n                    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/themes\/novakid\/public\/img\/icons\/search.svg\" alt=\"Zoom icon\" class=\"style-svg\">\n                <\/div>\n            <\/a>\n        <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogHeadingText\" id=\"blogHeadingText-block_defd4f4277dca457926da96177d053d8\">\n    <div class=\"blogHeadingText__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__heading\">\n            <h2 class=\"blogHeadingText__headingItem\" data-blog-heading data-section-id=\"blogHeadingText-block_defd4f4277dca457926da96177d053d8\">\n                5 glume pentru copii de 9 &#8211; 10 ani            <\/h2>\n        <\/div>\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__content\">\n            <p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. De ce sunt pisicile bune la jocurile video?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pentru c\u0103 ele au nou\u0103 vie\u0163i.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. \u2013 Mama nu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin c\u00e2inele-n cas\u0103!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Dar tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Pe el \u00eel las\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. Tat\u0103, pot s\u0103 stau pe laptop?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sigur, fiule! C\u00e2t vrei tu! Dar vezi s\u0103 nu stai cu picioarele!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. Fiul \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 tat\u0103l:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Tat\u0103, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 epoca de piatr\u0103?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Epoca de piatr\u0103 a fost o perioad\u0103 \u00een care totul se f\u0103cea din piatr\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 \u0218i calculatoarele?!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. \u2013 Mam\u0103, de ce ai fire de p\u0103r albe?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 ascul\u021bi!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Aham, acum \u00een\u021beleg de ce bunica e alb\u0103 toat\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogHeadingText\" id=\"blogHeadingText-block_0940ba5a17bf3d4989e9d9478cb6afd7\">\n    <div class=\"blogHeadingText__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__heading\">\n            <h2 class=\"blogHeadingText__headingItem\" data-blog-heading data-section-id=\"blogHeadingText-block_0940ba5a17bf3d4989e9d9478cb6afd7\">\n                5 glume \u0219i bancuri pentru copii de \u0219coal\u0103            <\/h2>\n        <\/div>\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__content\">\n            <p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. \u2013 Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, poate fi cineva pedepsit pentru un lucru pe care nu l-a f\u0103cut?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Nu.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Atunci \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pedepsi\u0163i pentru c\u0103 nu mi-am scris tema pentru ast\u0103zi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. Un copil pl\u00e2ngea pe hol. Profesoara \u00eel vede.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Silviu, de ce pl\u00e2ngi?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Un copil mi-a furat pl\u0103cinta!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 A fost cu inten\u0163ie?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Nu, cu br\u00e2nz\u0103\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. \u2013 Doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 fiul meu trebuie s\u0103 lipseasc\u0103 azi de la \u015fcoal\u0103. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 \u00cen\u021beleg, nicio problem\u0103. Dar cine este la telefon?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Tat\u0103l meu!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Ana la \u0219coal\u0103:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Ce p\u0103r frumos \u0219i bogat ai, Ana! De la cine l-ai luat?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Cred c\u0103 de la tata, c\u0103 el nu mai are deloc.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. \u2013 R\u0103spunde-mi \u00een cuvintele tale. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 parazit? \u00eentreab\u0103 profesorul un elev. <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Ceva care st\u0103 pe spatele altuia.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Foarte bine! Po\u0163i s\u0103-mi dai un exemplu?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 Ghiozdanul?<\/span><\/p>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogImage\" id=\"blogImage-block_17dade116c030b501da05a1d33c04227\">\n    <div class=\"blogImage__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogImage__image\">\n            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa.png\" class=\"glightbox\">\n                <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa.png\" alt=\"Fetele \u0219i mama r\u00e2d la mas\u0103\" class=\"blogImage__imageItem blogImage__imageItem--noCrop\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa-1080x720.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Fetele-si-mama-rad-la-masa.png 1344w\" >\n                <div class=\"glightbox__zoom\">\n                    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/blog\/wp-content\/themes\/novakid\/public\/img\/icons\/search.svg\" alt=\"Zoom icon\" class=\"style-svg\">\n                <\/div>\n            <\/a>\n        <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n  <\/section>\n\n\n  <section class=\"section blogHeadingText\" id=\"blogHeadingText-block_695057fee1a0b29ba55396ef90552056\">\n    <div class=\"blogHeadingText__wrapper\" >\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__heading\">\n            <h2 class=\"blogHeadingText__headingItem\" data-blog-heading data-section-id=\"blogHeadingText-block_695057fee1a0b29ba55396ef90552056\">\n                10 glume pentru copii \u00een englez\u0103            <\/h2>\n        <\/div>\n        <div class=\"blogHeadingText__content\">\n            <p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Copilul t\u0103u \u00eenva\u021b\u0103<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/education\/beginners\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">engleza pentru \u00eencep\u0103tori<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? Distreaz\u0103-l cu <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">bancuri amuzante pentru copii <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00een englez\u0103!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How do you organize a space party? You planet!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other? They don\u2019t have the guts.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do you call cheese that isn&#8217;t yours? Nacho cheese!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why did the computer go to the doctor? 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Prin glume, nu doar c\u0103-l amuzi, dar \u0219i-l educi, ca mai t\u00e2rziu \u0219i el s\u0103 aib\u0103 sim\u021bul umorului, o calitate foarte important\u0103 pentru a sse bucura de via\u021b\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Abordarea relaxat\u0103 \u0219i distractiv\u0103 a lec\u021biilor de limba englez\u0103 face parte \u0219i din strategia de predare de la Novakid. \u00cen<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/speaking-practice\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">World Kids Academy<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, copiii <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.novakidschool.com\/ro\/education\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00eenva\u021b\u0103 engleza<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00een grupuri mici, iar activit\u0103\u021bile sunt o adev\u0103rat\u0103 bucurie pentru ei. 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